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	      <title><![CDATA[Awesome! I F***ing Knit That!]]></title>
	      <link>http://anouketal.buzznet.com/user/journal/1189431/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: underline;" class="MsoNormal">Awesome! I f***ing knit that!</p>        <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="">&nbsp;</span>I started knitting  last May (thanks Funks!) and up until about a month ago, I couldn’t finish a  damned thing, since I couldn’t cast off.<span style="">&nbsp;  </span>With the help of Funksteena and Knitgirl I figured it out and have been  knitting scarves like crazy.</p>    <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <o:p></o:p></p>    <p class="MsoNormal">On Sunday I decided that I wanted to knit a hat, I<i> <span style="font-weight: bold;">must</span></i>  knit a hat.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I did not know how to knit  a hat, but I <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">neeeeeeded</span> to do it.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Without a pattern or know how, this is how I did it.<br></p>    <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <o:p></o:p></p>        <p class="MsoNormal">Go to the craft store.<br>Pick out yarn of your liking and funky needles that are  connected by plastic thingy.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/3/8/7/2/1/orig-1338721.jpg" border="0"><br></p>    <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <o:p></o:p></p>            <p class="MsoNormal">Cast on stitches until it looks like maybe there are enough  to fit around your head.<br>Haphazardly start knitting without rhyme or reason to stitch  or pattern.<br>Realize ¾ of the way through that the twist in your knitting  is not going to magically disappear and that you have MAJORLY FUCKED UP.</p>    <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <o:p></o:p></p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Do not cry.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/3/8/7/4/1/orig-1338741.jpg" border="0"><br></p>    <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->&nbsp;<!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Pull it all apart and start over ever so carefully this  time.</p>Haphazardly start knitting without rhyme or reason to stitch  or pattern.<p class="MsoNormal">Neglect loved ones.</p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Every once in a while, put piece of stitching on head, look  at loved ones for some sort of approval.</p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Keep knitting.</p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Forget to reduce stitches because you are too busy paying  attention to a food show on the Travel Channel.</p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Stop knitting, redeem oneself for neglecting loved ones by  cuddling, go to bed, think about knitting.</p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Knit at work when boss isn’t looking.</p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Get caught trying on knitting in office mirror by passer by.</p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Go home at lunch to finish knitting.</p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Upon completion of knitting, realize that you have no idea  how to finish!</p>    <p class="MsoNormal">DO NOT PANIC!</p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Improvise.</p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Happily complete hat.</p><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/3/8/7/6/1/orig-1338761.jpg" border="0"><br><p class="MsoNormal">Think to yourself, "How the fuck did I do that?!"</p><p class="MsoNormal"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/3/8/7/8/1/orig-1338781.jpg" border="0"><br></p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Jubilee!</p>    <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <o:p></o:p></p>    <p class="MsoNormal">Try hat on cat.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/3/8/7/9/1/orig-1338791.jpg" border="0"><br></p>    <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->&nbsp;<!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p>    <p class="MsoNormal">The end.</p>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>anouketal</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-10-23T14:02:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[10 &quot;Dreamboats&quot; Celebrity Crushes]]></title>
	      <link>http://anouketal.buzznet.com/user/journal/949951/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[Ramirkriza tagged me.<br>I'm not tagging anyone else because I am a rebel.<br><br>10. Joseph Fiennes<br><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/9/8/1/9/6/1/orig-981961.jpg" border="0"><br><br>9. Robert Downey Jr.<br><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/9/8/1/9/7/1/orig-981971.jpg" border="0"><br><br>8. Damien Rice<br><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/9/8/1/9/9/1/orig-981991.jpg" border="0"><br><br>7. Ashley Judd<br><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/9/8/2/0/0/1/orig-982001.jpg" border="0"><br><br>6. Julia Ormond<br><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/9/8/2/0/1/1/orig-982011.jpg" border="0"><br><br>5. Jason Lee<br><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/9/8/2/0/2/1/orig-982021.jpg" border="0"><br><br>4. Eddie Izzard<br><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/9/8/2/0/3/1/orig-982031.jpg" border="0"><br><br>3.John Cusack <br><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/9/8/2/0/5/1/orig-982051.jpg" border="0"><br><br>2. Thom Yorke<br><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/9/8/2/0/7/1/orig-982071.jpg" border="0"><br><br>1. Dave Madden aka nonnon<br><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/9/8/2/0/9/1/orig-982091.jpg" border="0"><br><br>**Facts:<br>1)&nbsp; it took me all day to come up with 10.<br>2)&nbsp; Oscar Wilde was on the first draft.<br><br>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>no more tags</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>anouketal</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-09-04T15:11:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[RIP Michael Jackson (not that Michael Jackson)]]></title>
	      <link>http://anouketal.buzznet.com/user/journal/929471/</link>
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				Beer critic Michael Jackson dies				</h2>
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<span>By THOMAS WAGNER, Associated Press Writer</span><em class="timedate">Fri Aug 31, 10:00 AM ET</em>
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<p>Michael Jackson, a leading world beer critic who praised the brews
of Belgium and acknowledged he would never be as famous as "that
Michael Jackson," has died. He was 65.</p>
<p>Jackson, known as "the beer hunter," died Thursday of a heart attack
at his home in west London. His body was found by his house cleaner,
Paddy Gunningham, his long-term partner, said Friday.</p>
<p>She said he had kept writing and traveling, despite suffering from
Parkinson's disease, and that he planned to write a book about the
ailment.</p>
<p>"He was simply the best beer writer we've ever known," said Tim
Hampson, chairman of the British Guild of Beer Writers. "He told
wonderful stories about beer, breweries and far away places. He told
the story of beer through people, and he was humorous and erudite at
the same time," Hampson told The Associated Press.</p>
<p>Jackson especially loved Belgian brews. His books "The Great Beers
of Belgium" and "World Guide to Beer" introduced them to many export
markets, including the United States.</p>
<p>By identifying beers by their flavors and styles, and by pairing
them with particular foods and dishes, Jackson helped give birth to a
renaissance of interest in beer and breweries worldwide that began in
the 1970s, including the North American microbrewery movement.</p>
<p>His TV documentary series, "The Beer Hunter" — which popularized his
nickname — was filmed around the world and shown in 15 countries.</p>
<p>He worked as a beer critic for more than 30 years, writing in
newspapers and gastronomic magazines, holding seminars and giving
speeches, appearing on U.S. talk shows and writing books about beer and
whiskeys published in 18 languages.</p>
<p>Jackson knew he would never be as famous as Michael Jackson the rock
star, and that was reflected on the beer critic's Web site. "Hello, my
name is Michael Jackson. No, not that Michael Jackson, but I am on a
world tour. My tour is in pursuit of exceptional beer. That's why they
call me the Beer Hunter," it says.</p><p><br></p></div></div>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>my dream job</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>anouketal</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-08-31T11:52:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Yes Yes Y'all]]></title>
	      <link>http://anouketal.buzznet.com/user/journal/830471/</link>
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		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>anouketal</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-08-14T09:36:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Remarkable]]></title>
	      <link>http://anouketal.buzznet.com/user/journal/597871/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/5/5/4/9/2/1/orig-554921.jpg" border="0"><br>

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		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>anouketal</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-07-12T11:18:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Go ride a bike..]]></title>
	      <link>http://anouketal.buzznet.com/user/journal/450091/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear asshole who left a screw in the road at approximately 1050 East &amp; Princeton Ave,</span><br><span style="font-style: italic;">Fuck you for ruining my second ride *ever* on my brand new bike last night.&nbsp; That was awsome.</span><br style="font-style: italic;"><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Chinese manufacturers of my tires and tubes,</span><br><span style="font-style: italic;">Fuck you for not converting shit so that people like me can figure out what the hell size tube I need to replace the one that was popped by screw (see above).</span><br><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Shopko,</span><br><span style="font-style: italic;">Fuck you for allowing patch kits to go out of stock in my time of desperation and need and for not putting crazy ass Chinese conversion charts on your tube selections.</span><br><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Dave,</span><br><span style="font-style: italic;">Thanks for pushing my bike home half a mile while I dorked around on Finn's bike.</span><br><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Baby II,</span><br><span style="font-style: italic;">I promise that I will get a new tube today, and a patch kit, and a smaller pump and none of this will ever happen again. <br><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/4/0/3/0/3/1/orig-403031.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/4/0/3/0/5/1/orig-403051.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br><br>Sincerely,<br><br>af etal<br>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>anouketal</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-06-21T07:49:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[California Dreaming]]></title>
	      <link>http://anouketal.buzznet.com/user/journal/37144/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[Leaving for a week long vacation tomorrow.&nbsp; Finn and I are going
to California.&nbsp; When we arrive tomorrow we will go to Carmel and
spend the day playing on the beach.&nbsp; Sunday we are going to the
Moto Gp races at Laguna Seca (we even have pit passes).&nbsp; The rest
of the time we will be lounging about the pool at my Nana's house,
being lazy, chasing lizards, drinking wine (Finn doesn't care muc for
wine) and having an honest to goodness vacation.&nbsp; Will try to post
and check in from the road!<br>
<br>
af etal.<br>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>anouketal</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2006-07-21T10:03:36Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Jacoboy]]></title>
	      <link>http://anouketal.buzznet.com/user/journal/32764/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[I miss Jacob.........already, again.&nbsp; There is a song up on my playlist for him.]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>anouketal</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2006-07-03T11:29:29Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[No Good Byes]]></title>
	      <link>http://anouketal.buzznet.com/user/journal/28027/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[Today i am leaving for Bonnaroo and my excitement is so great that it
could not be contained by even one of the many grain silos that I am
sure to encounter on my long drive across the plains.<br>
<br>
Today I also bid a sad so long (smell ya later) to Funksteena,
Tevgammaray &amp; Bigheadboy.&nbsp; Love you guys fierce, be safe, make
good choices, only you can prevent forest fires!<br>
<br>
See you soon.<br>
<br>
af et al<br>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>anouketal</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2006-06-13T09:36:59Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Beware the ides of March....]]></title>
	      <link>http://anouketal.buzznet.com/user/journal/15727/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[
<span style="font-style: italic;">"He is a dreamer, let us leave him. Pass."</span><br>  <br>
Today, some sweet with my bitter.&nbsp; However hard I try to deny it,
put up my hand, palm faced out, "STOP!!" I scream in my head, I'm still
a dreamer.&nbsp; Part of me still believes.&nbsp; I hope the believer
is strong willed and not easily bullied.<br>
<br>
p.s. I know that "The Ides of March" refers to March 15th, and it is
March 24th.&nbsp; I know this.&nbsp; It is for dramatic effect. <br>
<br>
Thank you,<br>
<br>
Le Cirque<br>      
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		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>anouketal</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2006-03-24T10:11:00Z</dc:date>
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